School's in session bitches!

Accounting: We ordered these magnets for you to put on your car to advertise. 

Me: *picks up magnet like it stinks* Do I have to? 

Accounting: No

Me: Great *puts magnet back down* I mean if they want us to advertise for them they should at least kick in a little something extra in our check every month. 

Accounting: Oh they do! Extra $50 a paycheck! 

Me: *grabs 2 magnets* I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go put these on my car.