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I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

shylalen:

most-awkward-moments:

She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 


Lmao, the gif is perfect 

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

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